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Lorraina Bobbitt

by Dawn Meeks

(To the tune of Mary had a little lamb)

Lorraina Bobbitt had a knife
It's blade as sharp as sin
She took the knife to cut herself a piece of masculine
This piece pursay was driven away
And thrown out to decay
But it was saved to her dismay
To come and haunt another day.

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