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Drunken Slut

by Bubba

My Girlfriend is not very Bright
We went into a Bar Friday Night
After only Two Shooters
She pulled out her Hooters
And we got into a terrible fight

I called her a Drunken Slut
She told me to Kiss her Butt
I ran towards the Door
And called her a Whore
As I watched 3 guys Pick her Up

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