Yo Mama Willy
by Skinny San Francisco Guy dressed in black and wearing a beret while smoking a cigarette
"Yo mama so fat when she dances she makes the cd
skip... at the radio station," she said.
"Yo mama so fat when she dances she maskes the
band skip," he said.
"Yo mama so stupid she took back a pack of M&Ms
because they had a W on 'em," she said.
"Yo mama so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family," he
said.
"Yo mama...". Ah, love is such sweet... whirled and
tossed and what not, all original here.
"Whose woods these are I think I know," he said.
"Wow, that was really poetic," she said and then added,
"Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this New
York, Buffalo, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Diego..."
We all had a good laugh then, we had a good laugh,
we...