The Riddle of our Love
by Vinny
Someday, when you give me the chance,
I'll start performing miracles,
Epitomize the word "romance,"
Then all the people we pass by
Will have to stop and ask,
"How did a guy like that get into her pants?"
Of course you'll know the answer to that riddle.
Eight inches long, and thick in the middle...
Two answers really, described well as one:
Both give you pleasure, both make things fun,
Both yours to do with as you wish, my Dear;
My open wallet, and lots of cold beer.