My First Ride
by m&m
When I was young, I started to ponder on what it'd be like to frelly wander. I asked my mother for some help, but all she could do was turn me into an elf! I decided to teach me how to ride a bike. It was all so tragic, but now, I can't go on strike! So, I went to the store and asked the clerk, but it runs out he was just a big fat jerk. So I ran outside and stole a bike. I was only 5, but thats alright. I bashed in the clerks little head, I dragged him home and into my bed. I shoved him under and pulled down the covers. I ran out ot my new brand bike! The it was all nice without a strike!! AND THAT IS HOW I LEARNED TO RIDE A BIKE!