Try These Pickup Lines

  • Excuse me, miss. You dropped something: the conversation.
  • OK, I'm here, what's your next wish?
  • You remind me of a doorknob on a freezing day. If I put my tongue on you, it's not coming off.
  • Here's a quarter to call heaven to let them know you're lost.
  • I'll throw a toga party if you need an excuse for getting under the sheets with me.

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