Try These Pickup Lines

  • My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
  • Do you have a twin sister?(She replies, "No.") Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
  • I'm not a music teacher, but I can make you sing like a choir.
  • Only you could convince me to shave my back.
  • Damn, that skirt is working. What time does it get off?

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