Try These Pickup Lines

  • Would you like to play a game of hide the penis?
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.
  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!
  • I haven't taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
  • Would you kiss me on our first date?

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