Try These Pickup Lines

  • Excuse me. I've forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?
  • You can call me milk because I'll do your body good.
  • It's no big deal if you break my heart. I have three more at home in the freezer.
  • When I got shocked by your appearance, my hair wasn't the only thing that went up.
  • What time do you get off? Can I watch?

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