The Pink Leotard

I had just met this girl at the gym where I work out, and I asked her out on a date. She was cute and always wore a pink leotard when she was working out. She looked great in it; but still, it kind of bothered me for some reason. So I picked her up for our night on the town, and she was wearing that same pink leotard with a jean jacket! I was shocked, and as she opened the car door to get in, I promptly told her I had forgotten something at my house and would be right back. Needless to say, I never came back to get her. I even switched the times when I go to the gym.

— Matt, 31

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