Loogie Date

I had just started dating this girl named Cheryl and decided to make her dinner for her birthday. While making dinner, she came into the kitchen and we started kissing. Half way through the kiss, she sneezed on my cheek. When I say sneeze, I mean she flung a loogie on my face. I was appalled! Just disgusted. I should have known better than to have continued seeing her. We stayed together for 2 1/2 years. I don't know if she had allergies or what, but exactly one year after the loogie date, she did it again and this one was huge.

— Carl, 19

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