Don't Touch Me

I was on a date with my best friend's cousin, whom I had never met before. She was hot looking and we seemed to hit it off pretty well. After dinner, we went to a movie we both wanted to see. While the theater was pretty dark, I reached over and put my hand on her hand. She stood up suddenly and screamed, "Don't touch me!" She then stormed out to the lobby. I followed and all she would say is, "Take me home," so I did. Never again with this chick!

— Evan, 24

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