Nude Beach Disaster
I was on a nude beach and saw this woman with a perfect 10 body. I couldn't help but stare and she eventually came over towards me. I smiled at her; sure we would hit it off. Then, she opened her mouth and out came this horrible voice that started to yell at me for staring on the nude beach. I mean, come on, if you are on a nude beach with a body like that, people are going to stare. But, keep the mouth shut!
— Jeff, 21