Odd Expectations

My first (and only) date with a girl named Sheila was a complete disaster. It started out okay as we went to a nice Italian restaurant. As we got to know each other a bit, I found out she was the mother of seven kids, all under the age of twelve. To make matters even worse, her ex (the father of the kids) still lived with her. She even told me they were still having sex together. Then she said it would be wonderful if I moved in and all three of us could be together. She began asking me intimate questions and I really had enough. I made some excuse and got out of there quick.

— Leo, 38

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