The Wrong Stuff
This was the worst dating experience ever. I met a great looking lady at a club and took her home to my apartment. We were really getting hot and heavy when I put my hand up her skirt. To my shock, the wrong stuff was there! She wasn't really a "she" and I jumped up in alarm. In a sexy voice, she asked me what was wrong. I told her and she laughed. She said, "You mean, you didn't know?" She was really nice about it and said if I wanted, we could continue and I might learn something. I declined though; it was just too much for me!
— Matt, 26