I dated a guy in college twice. I thought he was okay, but not something super special. On our third date, he asked if he could move in with my roommate and me. I told him no, that I hardly knew him and it was too quick. Well, I went to work that night and when I came home, I found that he had told my roommate that he was moving in and she believed him! He had a bunch of boxes and a suitcase already there in the apartment. I threw him out, along with his stuff and never saw him again. I also got a more intelligent roommate the next semester!
— Roseanne, 26