Gross Is An Understatement!

During my freshman year in college, I was approached by this really cute guy while I was at work. We talked and hung out for a while, and as it turns out, he was a really nice guy. One day, he decided to move in for a kiss. To this day, I gag every time I think about it. I guess he was trying to lay a wet one on me. The problem was that it was so wet his saliva was running down my chin. It's the worst kiss I've ever had! I don't like the idea of dog kisses, but I'd rather have had a dog lick my entire face than have someone's spit running down it. Gross is a complete understatement! Even worse, he was five years older than me. Where the hell did he learn how to kiss? There's just no justification.

— Diana, 26

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