He Reared His Ugly Head
I went on a date with this baboon I'm currently married to. He sent his "representative" in for the first two years of our dating relationship. When HE reared his ugly head, it was too late. I am now divorcing this fool who chose drugs and the "party" lifestyle over the woman who put him through school, bought us a house with her inheritance, and backed him in every endeavor he undertook. Thank God my "date" and I never had children.
— Mandy, 28