Clearly Set Up

I went to take a ballroom dancing class. I was paired up by the instructor with a guy who said he wasn't married, engaged, or seeing anyone. He was coming on to me all night. He was copping a feel every chance he got and offering to replace my vibrator! He even slipped my hand onto his privates as we turned in a dance. Turns out, he DID have a girlfriend! She was there, threw a fit, and started calling me an adulteress. Her boyfriend broke up with her right there. Now, that's a set up if I've ever seen one! Turns out she was divorced because she committed adultery.

— Madge, 30

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