Grinning With Gold

I was having a dating slump and decided to try one of those love lines. After this guy named Carl and I talked for about a week, we finally decided to meet up for lunch. I got to the restaurant before he did, and sat in the area where we were to meet. About a minute later, in walks this guy who I knew couldn't be my date. This guy was Mr. T's lost brother. When he smiled at me, I was almost blinded. There was more gold in his mouth than there is in Fort Knox. He walked over, and before I knew it, he had introduced myself, and I'd said hello in return. Not wanting to be rude, I had lunch with him. I swear everyone in that restaurant was staring and laughing. Well, after lunch I called him and told him I wouldn't be seeing him again.

— Kia, 28

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