Not Too Impressive
I once went on a date with a co-worker. After driving past the restaurant where we intended to eat, we decided that they were too busy, and we were too hungry to wait for a table. Since we were conscious that he was on a budget, I suggested that we go to McDonald's instead. I wasn't really serious, but he gladly accepted the offer. We ordered our food and sat down to eat. I knew that things weren't going to work out between us when I noticed that he was so nervous that he was using a new napkin after every bite. He actually went through a stack of napkins about 2 inches thick. That was a date I won't forget any time soon.
— Mary, 27