Booger Hand!

I had been dating this guy for about 2 months. I decided to stop in at a bookstore because we had a few moments to spare before the start of the movie we were going to see. After showing me a really romantic picture from a book he was looking at, he leaned toward me and, in a really sexy voice, asked if he could kiss me. Just when I was getting ready to pucker up, I saw the biggest booger hanging off his mustache. I was so disgusted that I refused to kiss him, and told him why. So he wiped it off his mouth and onto his pants, and then tried to caress my face with the same booger hand! He ended up seeing the movie by himself.

— Lily, 24

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