Snotty Lover

I had finally gotten the chance to go on a date with my all-time crush. Everything was going great; we went to a nice restaurant, saw a movie, and then headed back to my place. Then, things got a little heated. We were going at it when all of a sudden I looked up just in time to see a droplet of snot accumulate in his nose and plunge directly into my mouth. Needless to say, that relationship didn't surpass the first date.

— Bethany, 24

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