After finally getting Matt, it was obvious things weren't going to go far, so I decided that a farewell night was in order. But, little to my knowledge, Matt was both a virgin and underage. I took him back to his house, where his mother came out and began screaming at him, all the while thinking I was one of her son's friends. Finally, once she was done with him, she turned to me and saw I wasn't one of his friends … I was a girl. Then she asked me if I "took advantage of her little boy." I replied, "Little boy?" She gave me a look like I was dumb and then replied that he was only 17!
— Doreen, 25