I went on a blind date with the friend of a friend. He was a clown. Literally, he was a clown. He showed up in full clown dress and proceeded to "perform" throughout the date we had, despite my telling him I wanted to get to know his true self, not his stage act. I finally told him that when he was ready to take off the makeup and costume, give me a call. He never did.
— Cassidy, 37