Tommy Two Teeth

I went on a blind date once and never again! He showed up and seemed very shy. We went out to eat, and I noticed he chopped all his food up until it was mush. He smiled at me at one point and I realized why. He had about two teeth in his entire mouth. Later, he wanted to kiss me, but I couldn't get past his breath either!

— Delores, 42

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