The Alpha and Omega Date
There was this one time that I was going out with this guy named Jim Well we decided to go to the mall in a group or whatever. So we get there and we are outside a story and he was telling this story about a bird who wouldnt go away on his window sill. ( GO FIGURE!) And then he began to talk about how he shot it. LOUDLY. To make matters even worse he proceeded to get on the ground and imitate the dead bird which he shot. And worst of all, in the movie theater, he leans over and tries to kiss me only to have it in my eye which makes me kind of fall back and run into someone carrying coke and waste on the person in front of us. Needles to say, that was the alpha and the omega date for him.
— Brenda, 27