My sister-in-law, Marge, and I have been in a little flirtatious exchange when she comes to visit. She saw my package one time out on the boat when I had to change and has commented about it. She's hot and horny, and I secretly very much want to do her. She told me if she ever got a divorce, she would "be coming after me". I told her "she better". More to come.
— Jeremiah, 46