More Than A Ride Home
My wife was to go out with her friends for girls' night out. At three in the morning, she called me asking if I would come and get her. She was at a coed strip club and very drunk. I said I would be there in half an hour. Five minuets later, she called again saying she could get a ride. I told her I was on my way. She said, "Okay. I'm waiting. I'll be out front." When I got there, she was nowhere to be found. So, I went inside to look for her. She wasn't inside the club, but I watched some very hot ladies dance. I was in the club for about an hour before I went back outside to look for her. Just as I came out the door, she called my phone asking were I was. I told her I had been looking for her. She laughed and said, "You didn't find me." She then said she wanted to go inside and have a drink with me. We sat at a booth. She sat next to me and then told me she saw me pull into the parking lot. She then told me she watched me look for her as these two guys stripped her naked in the back of their pickup. She said that I was right next to the truck while the first guy was in her. I had gone inside and the other guy had her. When he finished, that's when she called me. She then told me to go home as she got up and sat with the two men she had just had. I left and waited up for her. She got home about 6:00 A.M. She walked in the house completely naked but not alone. She brought both guys upstairs to our room. I was in the den. Since they all went to the bedroom, I went to the door and looked in. She was pretty drunk and was saying she had had enough, yet they both had her two more times. When they left, one of them threw her dress out on the lawn. I went out, got it, hung it by the bed, curled up with her, and went to sleep. She woke me the next morning and thanked me for picking her up.
— Hank, 46