No Questions Asked
I used to work graveyard for about two years. In my line of work, there are 90% women and 10% men. Most of the men there are either gay or not attractive. I have been told I didn't fit into either category. I had just gotten a new sports car. One of my female counterparts wanted to see it. She was going through a divorce at the time, so I agreed to take her on a ride. As we got into the car, she reached over and gave me the best oral I had ever received. She told me to get out of the car and stand up next to the driver side door. She crawled over to driver seat and commenced to finish me off. No questions asked, no strings attached.
— Leo, 28