I'm a plastic surgeon with a rather lucrative practice. I have a problem and it's having an effect on me. I really like to consult women on breast augmentation surgery. I get to hold and touch their breasts. I do about six surgeries a week and I still enjoy holding a breast in my hand. After the surgery is my most enjoyable time. I have the ladies come in for several "follow up visits." Each time, I get more and more involved in their development, even to the point of suggesting the type and style of brassiere to wear. It's a fun job and I make a ton of cash, but I am afraid that someday I will get caught by some woman and it will be over for me. However, until that happens, I will continue to have my fun.
— Evan, 34