My girlfriend wore a micro miniskirt recently that sent me through the rafters. She dares not bend over, or else you'll be able to see her tonsils. We went to the movies and sat in the last row. She was not wearing any panties so I spent some time with her. She returned the favor … right there in the theater. There were two elderly ladies sitting in front of us and they were having a ball watching us.
— Tyler, 25