Not on My Watch
My girlfriend's mother wants breast implants. She is not very well endowed in that department, so she decided to get some much-needed help. The thing that sort of got me was that she asked me to pay for them. How bold can you get? I have a really good job that pays well over six figures, so she thought I'd be willing to foot the bill for the boobs. Sorry, not on my watch. My girlfriend is now an ex-girlfriend.
— Anthony, 28