Keep My Mouth Shut
A woman I work with was complaining about some severe shoulder and neck pain the other day. We were in the break room having coffee when she told me about this. It immediately reminded me of a situation with my mother-in-law. She had the same problem and the diagnosis was that her breasts were too large and the bra strap was too thin, thus digging into her shoulders and causing the pain. She bought a wider strap cushion and the problem was solved. Considering that this woman has charged several men with sexual harassment, I decided to keep my mouth shut and just let her suffer.
— Lionel, 26