Brassiere Blowout

I had no idea how common this "condition" is among women. There isn't a day that goes by that I do not observe some woman with a severe case of "brassiere blowout." It seems they think if part of their breast is exposed, men will pursue them and have sex with them. Nothing could be further from the truth. Most of the women I observe with this blowout condition are generally not very desirable. They're not attractive in the least, so they think if they expose their breasts then guys will jump into bed with them. Not me. Brassiere blowout is bad news.

— Arthur, 33

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