Breasts from Hell

My girlfriend's mother is totally obsessed with her own breasts. She spends a lot of money on creams and ointments, in addition to brassieres that are well over one hundred dollars. She is forever adjusting her bra and checking out her profile. This woman is awful. I refer to her as the woman with the breasts from hell. In addition, her breasts are small ... real small.

— Carl, 28

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