Wow, Those are Huge
My new girlfriend invited me to her house for dinner and to meet her mother. When I got there, she introduced me to her mom. Boy, was I ever impressed. Her mother was beautiful and she had rather large breasts. I sort of put my foot in my mouth when, instead of saying something smart, I said, "Wow, those are huge," referring to her breasts as I pointed at them as I spoke. He mother laughed as she thrust her chest out, acknowledging my compliment. I felt totally ashamed of my comment. Her mother told me not to feel bad.
— Peyton, 22