Sunbathing Neighbors

I retired recently and moved to Florida. I have never been married or have had children. I had a good job and made tons of money, so I decided to retire early. My problem is the two women who live next to me. I have a pool and they're continuously inviting themselves over for a dip. I decided to fix that problem. The last time they came over, I let them in the pool area, but I came out totally nude. Surprisingly, they liked what they saw and gave me hand and oral sex. They're welcome to come over anytime they please, but I do not wear anything.

— Lorne, 54

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