Kilt

Nothing under the kilt is the right way to dress, so I go with nothing under my kilt. Went last year on Halloween night to a concert and all I had on was a kilt and a see-through shirt. Off we went. We saw the most fantastic outfits there and everybody was so relaxed. Yes, I saw beautiful bulges in guy's tights or nylons. Just great.

— Neil, 67

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