Wife Messing Around
A friend of mine had his wife leave him for no apparent reason. He started to get real lonely, so I showed him pictures of my wife naked. He wanted to do her, but she said no. Well, one night she went out with friends, came home drunk, and my friend was at the house. He helped me get her to the bedroom, where I stripped her naked. He watched, and then she wanted sex. I started, he finished. Anyway, I found out they had been messing around and she never admitted it. I only found out when we moved a couple years later; he and I hit the bars, and he told me they had been having an affair.
— Bob, 60