You Should Wear Nylons

I recently came back from a weight loss clinic and during an interview with a gorgeous woman, she said I looked very handsome for a man my age. I was totally awe struck by her beauty, especially her dynamite legs. After she complemented me, I told her how attractive she was and that I thought she had fantastic legs. She smiled and thanked me. I then told her that when I came back for my next session, she should wear some nylons and a short dress because that would make even more excited. We then adjourned to a back room.

— Henry, 66

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