My finance notified me that she is considering getting breast implants before the wedding. She has nice breasts, but she wants to be at least a D cup. She is currently a full B. Implant surgery is rather costly and not covered by any insurance, since it isn't necessary. I told her I'm against it because of the extreme cost. Plus, where will we get the money? She said we could take out a loan. I then told her that she will take out the loan by herself because I am not getting married. Adios.
— Bryan, 26