Getting Paddled

I'm in a great marriage in which neither of us is dominant, there is just an agreement that if I drink too much and drive, I get my bare butt paddled. It is nothing we ever argue about. I take a shower the morning after and just like clockwork, hand her the paddle. I go over her lap and she paddles me. This is infrequent, but it does happen. If my guy friends knew, I would be laughed out of town.

— Keith, 61

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