I like to order lingerie from women's catalogs. I'll generally get a woman on the phone and it's gangbusters from there. I'll order brassieres, panties, nylons, garter belts, high heels, and much more. I will tell the young lady that the items are for me and ask if they don't fit, can they be returned. I'll tell her that I wear pantyhose under my slacks and that I like to pleasure myself a lot. This is just awful ... those poor ladies are so dumb.
— Brad, 24