It turns me on thinking about all the sexual experiences she's had. Years ago, when I first asked her what her number was, she said thirteen. Later, she said thirty, and then she said between thirty and fifty. Yesterday, she told me it was closer to one hundred! She lost her virginity at fourteen and I married her at twenty-six. She's been faithful, so she says. But one hundred guys in twelve years is so hot!
— Brian, 41