Joy of Nylons
I started wearing nylons when I was younger. It was my aunt who introduced me to the "Joy of Nylons." She also was instrumental in me wearing high heels. We'd both cavort and have intimate moments as we were both wearing our favorite ensemble. Over the years, the two of us had sexual intercourse many, many times. Now, nearly thirty years later, we are still friends and we still have sex on occasion. We still wear our nylons and heels as a symbol of our togetherness.
— Burke, 44