I Am Legend
I was endowed by our creator with an enormous package. Mine is bigger than yours, by a lot. I need to wear a special device designed to help contain my junk. I wear a sort of jock strap which holds everything in place. When I am in a total state of excitement, you'd be surprised at how really large I am. I enjoy having a big package and so do the ladies. I have no desire to get married any time soon. I enjoy the attention I get because of my size. I am legend.
— Connor, 24