My best friend showed up at my place one day while I was watching a porn movie. I was naked with a pair of my girlfriend's red thigh highs on and a pair of matching red satin gloves. He said I looked like I was having fun and asked if he could join me. I said ok and he proceeded to get naked, too. As we sat on the couch together, we began to have oral sex. He said that it was fantastic! I just smiled and knew we would be best friends forever.
— Joel, 40