Amazing Conversation

As I was having a tough time jamming my carry-on into the overhead storage this morning, the flight attendant came up and said, "It must be that last pair of panties in your bag," making light of the task before me. I answered, "It may actually be that extra skirt I packed." Later in the flight when I went to use the restroom, she said, "Well, maybe it is your G-String bikini that is the problem." At the end of the flight, as she was making a final check, she said, "Use plenty of sunscreen, otherwise you will burn in some new places." Well, I didn't have a G-String bikini in my bag, but did have two pairs of panties and two skirts in there. How did she know?

— Jeremy, 55

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