Bye, Bye

My new girlfriend has a rather impressive rack. She's wears a size 36D brassiere and I am very impressed. However, she has confided in me that she is seriously contemplating getting breast augmentation surgery. She wants bigger breasts, probably close to a G cup. I think that would make her look like a cartoon character. For that reason, I had bid her a fond adieu. You are totally obsessed with your breasts and that's not normal. Bye, bye.

— Duane, 22

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