Power Washing

My neighbor recently had her driveway power washed by two young guys. When they were finished, they went into her house for what seemed to be paid. They were paid all right, but not in cash. The owner, a rather attractive forty-five year old female with a sizeable amount of breast tissue, invited them in for some miscellaneous "stuff." They exited about three hours later. Maybe I should buy myself a pressure washer and go into business myself. I sure could use a little fun now and then.

— Chase, 33

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